The vast majority of women on the pof site are highly dysfunctional. They work menial jobs and its evident straight away what you're dealing with
headlines such as 'no knobheads' or 'looking for a fittie' leave you in no doubt. 'No knobheads' what a wonderful opening gambit, surely my dream mate will be on this site?

For some reason these women all seem to have photos of themselves having "fun" looking like ladettes with tons of beer and of course making sure their huge tattoos are showing. Nice discreet ones are okay but the whole of their back?? These women also seem the need to put photographs of their pets on the site, nothing worse than seeing a photograph of four rottweilers growling at the camera. I mean come on, why would I want to see your animals?

Women also seem to feel the need to put photographs of themselves while in the toilets on a night out. Oh look a photo of me in a Wetherspoons bogs, how quaint and whats why the holding the phone as if its a bar of gold in front of the mirror?

They are quite frankly not datable, who wants to date a female chav who is loud obnoxious and thick?

Photos with their tits hanging out and the headline 'tired of pervs' totally oblivious to the irony of their creation.

Then there are the other kind of females. The ones who are attractive but God don't they know it. They normally use the Marilyn Monroe quote ;if you cant handle me at my best; thinking they are being smart but not realizing that every other woman has it too as their headline.

Quotes like 'I have the most amazing friends and family' are prevalent. 'I enjoy the gym and going out with my girlies'. Of course you have amazing friends, that's why they are your fricking friends, who has bad friends? and lets not forget traveling. They have a penchant for traveling, that when they aren't with their girlies or at the gym or with their amazing family (who mean the world to them by the way)

These women think a real chat is not on the phone but on Facebook. You have more chance of passing the recruitment test for the SAS than passing their delusional one, they are dumb but attractive, thinking their looks can carry them in life. Daddy's little Princess with her nose up in the air searching for a young George Clooney to whisk her away.

Words are rendered meaningless on POF, genuine and decent are thrown around like confetti, don't know if the women actually know what these words mean or whether they think decent+genuine = a 6 pack but dear me at least every profile mentions the D and G words. Honest and good hearted (what is that?) also rates a mention in the confetti words award

The only thing you'll get off this site is a headache trust me.