A GENTLEMAN'S MATCH.COM AD
Hi! Thanks for visiting my profile. I'm a very nice and polite gentleman who is sincerely searching and I have many fine qualities to offer I'm sure a nice girl would be looking for and very happy about:) I have excellent character and I take pride in my word which has always been good and a person can rely on and I'm helpful and happy to be there when needed. I'm responsible, respectable and I've always been fair in all matters and dealings with others. I want to be a true friend and enjoy each others company during good times and be comforting and supportive during difficult times. I'm very understanding, patient and believe in being good for each other, bringing out the best in each other and working together with each others best interest in mind. I have traditional values and I have lots of real love to offer and I'd love to have a nice girl in my life to love, cherish and always treat her the best:)
I'd love to have a girl to open the door for, be reliable and dependable for, make her feel comfortable, safe, happy, secure, cheer her up when she's had a rough day, take care of her when she's not feeling well and I'd be happy to make sure she always feels loved, wanted and cared about in a real relationship that works great and will last.
I'd love to email, instant message, write letters, talk on the phone and if all goes well I'd love to have a nice girl visit who would be as happy as I would be to see how well we can treat each other and make each other happy. When she visits I'll treat her to all the delicious Chinese and Mexican food we can stuff ourselves with and have a great time! If she has a child that's great! What's better than playing ball in the yard, cartoons and coloring books:) An older son? I'll teach him Thrash and Burn Heavy Metal Guitar. Just kidding! She can bring her parents:) They'll love me!
I'm friendly, fun and have a very pleasant personality and people say I'm very nice! I am clean thinking, clean talking, never used illegal drugs and never even had a parking ticket (lucky me!) and I cook and do windows! The perfect man!:) I don't have children but I would be happy to accept and love a woman's child as my very own. I'm hoping for a true relationship that may lead to ahring a Home Sweet Home and a loving marriage. (Oops! is the dreaded 'M' word allowed on here? lol;)
I read a list of 40 sad but common problems women have with men and a girl wouldn't have even 1 of them with me. I've known of 54 couples through work and not one man treated a girl as well as I would. What could be better?
If I had a girlfriend I'd be a man she would be proud of and I wouldn't be a bad influence and wouldn't expose her to ungentlemanly conversation, mistreatment in any form, abandonment, arguments, name calling, fault-finding or be deceptive or unfaithful. I don't approve of illegal drugs and would never suggest such an unfortunate activity... she wouldn't be used in any manner unbecoming to a woman... since I don't drink there wouldn't be any problems related to alcohol and I don't engage in foul language, suggestive comments, bars or parties and I'm not like men who fool a girl to believe what he says to keep her.
What would make me very happy is to have a polite, feminine girl to love, care about and treat very special. My heart is set on being the best man she could ever find and devoted to treating her the best she could be treated and my happiness would be making her happy. I'm in this for all the right reasons so her Education, Occupation, Income or Hobbies do NOT matter if she's the right kind of girl who would bring lots of real love and happiness into my life just as I want to bring into her life:) I'm willing to eventually relocate to share a great future and a few hour drive is okay with me. After all... aren't you worth it? Of course! And me too!:)
KEY WORDS ABOUT HIM
Bright Caring Compassionate Courteous Dependable Devoted Faithful Friendly Fun Helpful Intelligent Kind Loving Mannerly Normal Polite Reliable Respectful Sincere
WHO WAS HE?
A Single, Available, Nice Looking, Fit, White Male with a nice photograph who was a paying subscriber of Match.com for 8 YEARS and NEVER had a sincere response and NEVER met a woman in person.
WHAT WAS HE LOOKING FOR?
He had a 20 year age range and a 300 mile (or more) distance was ok. He just wanted to meet a genuinely nice hopefully attractive girl who was willing to eventually visit to meet in person to get to know each other and see how it went.
THE RESULTS?
GENTLEMEN! DO NOT JOIN MATCH.COM! The above is just 1 variation of an ad that I placed and if YOU are any of the above the women on Match.com will rip you to pieces with the most Rude, Sarcastic, Hateful emails! I wish you could read emails even from so-called 'Christians' on Match who wrote emails: "I'm a Christian but..." and then would Scold, Ridicule and Belittle a man for being a polite gentleman with fine qualities who would treat a woman well and for placing that type of ad. Women on Match.com HATE gentlemen!
Where were the NICE LADIES on Match? Match.com MUST BE BLOCKING EMAILS? The emails sent to a gentleman on Match.com will ruin your health, happiness and break your spirit. If you're a gentleman in any way, shape or form as the ad describes...
GENTLEMEN! DO NOT JOIN MATCH.COM! I was 'Viewed' 60,000 times! Not 1 woman on Match.com wants or will have ANY sincere interest in the kind of man you read about! OR Match.com sends hatemail to decent men and blocks the 'Real' emails from nice ladies? Match then banned me after I put in my ad how many Years Views etc I had without a sincere email and mentioned in my ad "Hmmm... am I not receiving my real emails?" Someone please investigate and STOP Match.com!
DO NOT JOIN MATCH.COM IF YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN!
I'm trying POF with no photo. No views. No emails. Thank Goodness!
