I got scammed... big time. I always stayed away from the on line dating scene. I'm a handsome, young guy and do alright for myself, but I was starting to want something serious. Like the typical person, I fell for the propaganda they call a commercial on tv that is played 4 times an hour.

Here is why you should join eharmony:
- You have no other options and want to give your money away before you die.
- You live under a bridge, but still have a wifi connection.
- It will give you something to look forward to. A match that will never come. Kind of like an old person waiting for there kids to visit.

Here is what you can expect when you join:
- Communication through mindless questions that take a week and a half. If you ever get to open communication, it takes another week of talk to get on a date. Once on that date, you realize just how far photoshop technology has come.
- You will get the occasional profile of some model that claims she is looking for an outgoing guy that is funny. You will sent off a message and... I don't know what happens. I'm still waiting.
- You will eventually edit your slider bar to allow the less than perfect matches. This bar is useless. I slide it all the way down, and all the way up. Same average of matches, same quality.
- At first I couldn't find a contact number on the website. It's there, they just do an amazing job of hiding it. I feel comfortable in calling myself "Batman" since it took his stills in finding it.
1-800-951-2023 eharmony.
- I set my age match to top out at 28. A year older than me. I was getting matched with 34 year olds with litters of children.
- In my opinion, eharmony has fake profiles.
- You WILL be matched with people that have NOTHING in common with you. Except for music and movies... if I had a dollar for everyone I know that hates music and movies...

After all this, if you are still sold on the idea, take a fork (go ahead, use the nice set) jam it into your eye.
This you will find is far more rewarding.

Good luck!