What a lousy dating site!

If I didn't know any better I would have thought I was on a combo 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 site of Yahoo + Eharmony + Match - as related to the Bait & Switch tactics that they use there when signing you up for their supposed FREE trial.

This Perfect Match site here says you can sign up for a FREE trial whatever, and do a FREE search, etc etc etc - well - that's a JOKE right there!

They won't even let you do a so-called FREE trial basic search until you fill out something like 10-12 pages of stupid ??'s to no end.

??'s that are so outdated and so poorly written that it reminds me of that stupid Eharmony site all over again with their stupid "pig in a poke" ??'s to no end. Again - the same type ridiculous ??'s that they alone supposedly only use to match you up with whoever there. More stupid ??'s then a Police interrogation for slipping on a banana peel - what a JOKE! If you are even allowed to post anything about yourself there - in your own words as it were - they probably limit you to 25 words or less, which is pathetic at best!

Those ??'s that both sites above ask you are SO LAME that it isn't even funny!

Get this - Right after you finally fill out page 1001 and think you are finally going to get to do a free basic search - GUESS WHAT?

They try and hit you right up for a $60 PAID sign up! You have to literally dump that page, as your only icon option is to PURCHASE NOW. Some FREE sign up huh? What a JOKE!

So after finally dumping that page and getting over to the SEARCH page I try and do a basic search to see what kind of phony baloney babes there are on this supposed Godsend of a dating site, and GUESS WHAT?

I can't really do anything worth a damn in so far as a search anything. Maybe open up a few SLOW AS HELL profile pages, but that is about all. AND - all the ones I did luck out and manage to open up (4 I think it was) all I was able to do is just look at the page and do NOTHING ELSE! I couldn't even enlarge that 1 dinky little pix that they shrink sown to nothing! Pretty pathetic to say the least.

It seems like right after I finished answering all those stupid ??'s that the site went into LA LA land - sleep mode that is. I didn't even get a confirmation email sent to me like with most other sites right after a sign up - dating sites or otherwise that is. Figure that one out? If you then clicked on anything at that point the page switches to guess what again? Your right - the PAID UPGRADE page!

What a JOKE!!

Just as much a joke as that annoying SECURE SITE cookie tracking pop-up that drives you nuts as well. SECURE SITE my azz! What a joke!

In comparing their "PREMIUM MEMBER" verses just the FREE bargain basement level "MEMBER" the only real thing you can do for FREE is the:

Duet Compatibility Profile > BIG DEAL - another Eharmony
Receive Perfect Matches > BIG DEAL - another Eharmony
Post a Comprehensive Profile > Oh sure > BIG DEAL
Read Columns and Advice > BIG DEAL - another Eharmony
Receive our Monthly Newsletter > WOW > BIG DEAL
Love Quizzes > BIG DEAL

Oh ya - and let's not forget those FREE Yahoo style ICEBREAKERS > BIG DEAL

In other words - you get NOTHING!

WOW - I can get a FREE hand-job at home by yours truly, and in doing so I'd get more gratification from that than this site would ever give me!

I think that says it all right there!

Last thing I did today - after that ridiculously long sign-up there - was to dump my acct - yeee haaaa - good riddance!