I'm really disappointed with Match.com. I'm attracted to skanks, and I must admit, there are a lot of them on Match. I even wrote in my profile what I'm looking for...."I just want to meet a skanky slut, move in together and have a few daughters. I want to raise them as low class skanks, and having a skanky mother will be a big help. We can take them to get body piercings, and to the tattoo parlor every Sunday. We won't let them wear underwear, and we'll seek out the latest in skank clothing on MTV." Here I am winking and emailing the most tattooed, ugliest skanks on Match.com, and they ignore me!
What's the problem, I have a job? How else do you expect me to pay for your pierced ass and skanky daughters? And yeah, I have a car. What, that isn't one of your criteria? How else are we gonna get back and forth to the tattoo parlor, and then drop your ass on Hollywood and Vine for your night job? I know, you're used to dating guys without cars, jobs or money. But just think of all the tattoos, piercings and boob jobs I could buy for you and the girls. You wanna be a skank, I'll make you the lowest, sleaziest skank on the planet. With my money and your ratty wrinkled ass, together we can plunge to new depths in skankdom.