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Reviewed By: mike

Location: toronto

Sex: Male

Rating: *****

Date: December 06, 2008

i have been with lavalife for at least 10 years... and it has more then paid off.. THATS LAVALIFE OVER THE PHONE... no fuss no muss...

actually, lavalife is at its best over the phone... as far as the site, it is hurendas ripoff..

ive only been on the website a few times and quickly learned the scams performed by larva...

funny how long it takes for the females to respond to a friendly hello, or im interested are you?

funny how when you do get a response you usaully have 5 to 6 minutes left of the credit you bought...

funny how it is that you only get responses only after larva has determined that you have spent enough time and money to get a response... im not talking about credit time, but actually day and month time...

i have met 3 women from the larva and only due to the out of the ordinary time slots i spent that day on larva...

funny, how when i met some women from this line they actually admited to being paid by larva to have their profiles on their site..

so....... one night and day i got extremely erotated by the fact that i was not getting any resposes to my civil greetings that i decided to perform a expririment..

i decided to be nasty as possible with my greetings and low and behold i was getting responses left right and center...

hmmmmmmmmmmm.... why is it that these women would make time to immediatley respond and continue to fling the improper talk back and forth..

yes i reallize that women get lot of greetings so they can not respond immediatly, but how quick the resposnes came after my rudness...

women have actually told me that response timing is questionalbe as well ...

so i came to conclude that big brother named larva actually decides the fate of your money by the resposne time from the ladies...

HOWEVER... ive have also noticed that if you are to have a response (positive or negative) it will be within the first 2 minutes after sending a message.... if it takes longer then that you just wasted an entire time slot...

FUNNY, on their phone sites as well.... the same results seem to happen.... if you dont get a response with the first 2 minutes... forget about it... thats when they bring up the scanks of larva to waset your time and money....

over the phone, my success rate is 90% of the time for one night stances... there were longer periods as well...

and thats what i have to say on that...



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