The Russian agency thing isn't a bad idea. Some of those gals really are quite hot. I can speak some Russian, and could be your Russian playmate for a night if you wish, if I was interested. I can also speak French, Italian, Spanish and German as I am a language major and teacher. I can make all kinds of 'international' fantasies come true. Online dating will tend to suck, as you'll rarely find gals like me there as we do not need the drama and derelicts that seem to gravitate to the online dating sites. The real action is happening in real time in real life. As you are online looking for a date, the rest of us are dating and having some fun times. I know who is worth dating and who isn't in just a few short moments after meeting somebody, so no need to go online and play computer tag for days before meeting, and then being disappointed by lieing online dating scum. The Ivy League thing is a marketing angle that changes things hardly any. Losers come from all classes of society, and picking up on one class feature of society and thinking you will automatically get a winner in that category of society is for losers.