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Reviewed By: Qwerty Asdf Zxcvbn

Location: Not Texas

Sex: Male

Rating: *****

Date: May 30, 2007

I feel that I am safe from being gang raped by divorced porn stars with strap-on fetishes in this website. Those that are into the strap-on thing with eHarmony are usually into the smaller sizes at least. I don't know if that's their preference, as I have heard of some of them saying that a lot of the eHarmony guys were wimpy as* MOFO's, with nicknames like Deedle Nick and such. As I have been using eHarmony for nearly three months and have yet to be gang raped by nympho porn stars with strap-ons, I feel that I MUST give the website a 5-star rating, but I'm not going to bend over to give it to them, if you know what I mean. Sorry if this offends any strap-on nympho porn stars that read this, as I know that you gals really have to push and shove your way around to be a success in your careers.



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