Forget these websites, I'm going to get each of you Ivy League bombshells the best date you never had before.

Go to a website called Good Vibrations and look at their selection of upscale silicone dildos and strap-ons fit for an Ivy League prince or princess like yourself. Buy at least two items...a dildo and a strap-on are the most versatile combo. Make sure you get a good leather harness for the strap-on. Ivy League bombshells deserve the best Italian leather, don't they?

Name one of your new toys Yale, and name the other one Harvard. Now GIVE YOURSELF a good Ivy League Fucking!!! Get a third dildo, name it Oxford, and have an international date while you're at it.

It may be the best Ivy League date you will ever have.

If you care not to fuck yourself, or failed to study that aspect of sexuality in your post graduate studies and feel you might achieve less that world class performance that's beneath your sexual legacy, may I suggest that you sign up for The Right Stuff membership and let them give you an Ivy League screwing every time the membership renews and you pay the monthly charges. Better yet, break out Harvard, Yale and Oxford when you get the monthly bill and do the date up right! This will be the most expensive route in the long term, and you can be proud of that fact.