I had been on Match for about 4 years [no, not a loser or serial dater, just a busy trial lawyer]. Last year I saw somewhere, news, newspaper, not sure where, mention about eHarmony. I thought it interesting that they had a detailed questionnaire, etc.

So I bit and took the free "exam." As I was doing it I grew weary of all their questions, but hung in there. The most comical thing happened at the end. eHarmony came back with ZERO matches.

Mind you I am normal and had normal desires. I guess it was that personality stuff they ask about. Also, as I recall, they had a lot of pics and I had to choose which women I found attractive. As I recall, I found about 3% attractive. Maybe that's why they nixed me.

I thought it was pretty damn hard to get an F or to where they would not want to attempt to get my money. Later, about 6 months later, they sent me an e-mail asking if I wanted to consider becoming a member, since they now had "the following matches" for me."

How many "matches" were in the e-mail to entice me back? ONE! :0

Pretty funny, I think. Don't know if eHarmony is good and honest, or if the service is chocked full of women in their 40's, overweight, and a house full of kids, so there was no one for me.