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Reviewed By: Major Tom

Location: Kelowna

Sex: Male

Rating: *****

Date: September 25, 2005

Now for the emails to my fake profile THE MODEL BUSINESSMAN and out emails back and forth:

You inspire me. Do you like sailing?

Tom

Thank you!! thats a nice thing to say!!

Never been sailing....heard it was quite fun!! Would eventually like to try it!

Tammy

Early day today for me. So have you had much luck meeting men that you like? I recently signed up to meet someone outside of my business circle. So tell me about yourself.

Tom

I have met some nice guys on here...but nothing has evolved apart from meeting some new friends!!

Tell you about myself...hmmm...that could take a long time....so I wil start by telling you what I like about myself!!

I have a wicked sense of humour! A friend of mine says that I have a the sense of humour of a 12 year old boy! Whatever that means....but I try to see the humour in what I do...at times it keeps me sane! I like the fact that I love a good conversation...not the surface stuff...but the conversations that could last for hours and I learn something! I work hard...but I can also play hard. I try to keep balance in my life....and know what is not so good about me...and still think its ok!!!

I love adventure, and challenging myself. I love what I do for a living...but would like to find a way to work for myself and achieve all of those goals I have set...however,...I am definately looking up a huge mountain with a long way to go!!!

Anyway...tell me about what you do!

Tammy

I am a business man who owns a string of restaurants in Vancouver and am now expanding to Kelowna. In my free time, I love to travel to various tropical and semi-tropical locations such as Hawaii, Puerto Vallarta, Southeast Asia, and occasionally Australia(as I was born and grew up there).

I think we should meet, but I am unsure where. Do you have any ideas?

Tom

I spent 10 years in Brisbane!! Well actually 2 years in Brisbane and the rest in Toowoomba!! Something in common!!

What restaraunt?? there are a couple of new ones opening in here in town...you have me curious!!

I think we should meet too! where abouts in Kelowna are you located? By the way...my name is Tammy!

Tammy

Excellent. How did you like Brisbane? Brisbane is my homecity and where I went to university. I went to the University of Queensland for my undergraduate degree. I can't really say at this point, as no one who knows me will know until it is open. Hopefully it'll be able to compete with the vast competition.

I live in upper mission. I can't meet tonight as I have an important meeting with the owner of Mission Hill, but tommorrow evening would be much better for me. We should meet for dinner, my treat. I was thinking of a quaint place called De Montreuil. How does this sound? I believe they have some form of dress code so you may wish to wear something appropraite to accent your beauty.

Tom

I loved Brisbane!! Way better than Toowoomba!! I even spent two weeks at the U of Q and have some great memories!! Great Campus!

A man of mystery! Ok...you can have your secrets!! Just remember I am entitled to mine!!

Tomorrow night is not a good night for me! I am an avid Dragon Boater and I have two practices to complete tomorrow evening. How does Friday sound??

Upper Mission! Wow...another thing we have in common! I love the area! I am assuming you are close to Kettle Valley:? I am in South Ridge ....just above the Quarry!

Thanks for the compliment and I will try to wear something appropriate if friday works for you. I look forward to finding out what got you to where you are!!

Tammy

(GOLDDIGGER):)

My meeting went well and I was able to make an exclusive agreement regarding a specific type of wine that only my restaurant will carry.

I see that you've IMed me but have a program on this computer that it will cause havok with.

Friday will work well for me. Choose a time in the evening that will suit you and we can meet at the restaurant I mentioned. We will save how I got to where I am for when we meet.

Tom

Way to go with Mission Hill! Hope its one of their better ones! You must be pleased!

I have to work in Penticton on Friday and won't get in until 6. Is 7 pm too late??

I have something to look forward to now!!

Tammy

It is one of their better wine and one that actually hasn't been released to the public yet. Why don't we make it a late supper and meet at 8:00pm?

Tom

alright!!! 8 pm....see you then!

Tammy

Hi Tammy. I'll see you then as well. If you get there before me could you get a table for us. I'd really appreciate that.

Tom

No problem!

Tammy

So her it is so far. Of course Tom will not show up. Tammy will end up ordering a drink, waiting and waiting. Will she wait for 1/2 hour or a full hour.

Some of you may think I am a bastard for doing this. Maybe, but I am doing this for all of us guys who have been stood up by self obsessed women. This one is a golddigger and superficial. And vain too!

I'll update this when she send the The Model/ Businessman a pissed off email once she gets home after being stood up. If women can play the game, so can we guys. Maybe she'll learn not to be so superficial.

Oh and I love the fact that she will atcually have to take time to get all dressed up!!!



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